“Sometimes you have to recognize a bad nvestment and simply cut your losses whether it be situations, stocks, or even people”.
“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control and wisdom to know if I act on it I will go to jail”.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken”.
“Do you not know that real eyes.. realize… real lies”
“Face it. We’re all just a tank of gas away from government cheese. Gas is too DAMN HIGH!”
“If you need love i’ll be there. if you need hug i’ll be there. if you need a friend i’ll be there. if you need money… sorry this number is no longer in service…”
Just a few funnies and reals to brighten your Friday…