I saw this on a Facebook status and I thought it was pretty cute. Enjoy!
BREAKING NEWS..The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck it & Move On, and crashed into We All have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Heck Over It. Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin’. If you like this, Repost it. If you don’t..Suck it up princess! Life doesn’t revolve around you.
Have a happy Thursday!