Apparently

Apparently, making out in a car can almost get you a ticket if the cops suspect that you’re engaging in indecent sexual acts. Ha!

Apparently, if you are not the most attractive woman, but have the greatest personality ever, men still won’t like you because they’re mostly idiots that think with their second head.

Apparently, if you’re in the church and having premarital sex, chances are, you’re not alone.

Apparently, if you get sick and call out of work, your boss won’t have compassion and you still won’t get paid, leaving you sick and poorer.

Apparently, eating beans and farting is a bad combination.

Apparently, no matter how hard you try, if you obsessively wait and try to watch your hair grow, it falls out.

Apparently, people that have bad body odor also have bad breath.

Apparently, you have to prove to everyone you’re a genuinely good person EVERYDAY, because someone is always waiting for you to do something terrible, just so that they can hold it against you for life.

Apparently, you’ve had enough, so I’ll stop here.

Carmen xoxo

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One thought on “Apparently

  1. Juju aka Jus says:

    Apparently, these apparent obsrvations are the just the beginning of what’s wrong with society.

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